Freitag, Mai 12, 2006

Amerikanischer Humor

Irgendwie dreht sich der amerikanische Humor oftmals um zwei Dinge: Essen und Sex.
Hier ein Beispiel für Essen:
"Dear Friends:
It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the
following. Please join me in remembering a great icon.
Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died
yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from
repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in
a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out,
including Mrs Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack,
Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkees, Captain Crunch and many
others. The grave side was piled high with flours as longtime
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy
as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose
quickly in show business but his later life was filled with
many turnovers. -He was not considered a very smart cookie,
wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being
a little flaky at times he even still, as a crusty old man, was
considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was
thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart. Doughboy is
survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children
and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20
minutes."

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonym said...

Och je, der ist aber echt schräg.

Dann doch lieber was kurzes knackiges, z.B.



What have american Beer and making love in a canoe in common?


Both are fucking close to water.



PS: Danke für die Karte, und Dein Blog kannte ich noch nicht.

6:21 AM  
Blogger Jochen said...

Na Dein Post fordert es ja geradezu heraus: Wo ist das Beispiel für Sex? ;-)

11:30 AM  

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